2. You don't go for weeks at a time without washing your hair.
3. You don't roll in nasty things before seeing your hairdresser.
4. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-mat your hair.
6. You sit still for your hairdresser.
7. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
8. Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head.
9. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
10. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim. We hope!